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     > 5-man party
  
     > ill-tempered barbarian
 
       > stoic mwangi priest of pharasma
 
       > people-shy witch
 
       > impatient elf sorcerer
 
       > good/evil black/white half-orc paladin
 
       > priest and sorcerer on errand
 
       > orc, barbarian & witch looking for bad guy staying in town
 
       > find his hotel
 
       > find out he travels w/two dwarves and some woman
 
       > investigate hotel bar
 
       > few people, amongst them one dwarf having a drink
 
       > half-orc paladin asks him: "Do you fight for light, or darkness?"
 
       > dwarf refuses to answer, pays for drink, walks outside
 
       > half-orc follows at a distance
 
       > barbarian joins
 
       > roll perception check for dwarf
 
       > 19
       
       > dwarf hears orc, speeds up, crosses street
 
       > orc starts running
 
       > dwarf starts running
 
       > hemustbetheone.jpg
 
       > priest and sorcerer walking around in there same area, returning from their errand
 
       > they turn corner
 
       > dwarf crashes into sorcerer
 
       > doesn't fall down
 
       > sorcerer casts grease in front of dwarf
 
       > dwarf crashes
 
       > barbarian catches up, grapples dwarf
 
       > slips off
       
       > half-orc catches up as well, lunges for dwarf
 
       > slips in grease
 
       > crowd of onlookers
 
       > dwarf starts running again
 
       > priest casts hold person
 
       > dwarf paralyzed
 
       > again grappled by barbarian
 
       > will save against paralysis
 
       > frees himself
 
       > half-orc tries to get up
 
       > dc 14
       
       > rolls 3
       
       > keeps slipping in grease
 
       > meanwhile, elf uses color spray on dwarf
 
       > dwarf is stunned
 
       > barbarian is blinded and stunned
 
       > 8 onlookers pass out
 
       > half-orc tries to get up again
 
       > rolls 3 again
 
       > barbarian still blinded
 
       > dwarf comes to, runs
 
       > sorcerer uses mage hand to hold water melon in his path
 
       > crit
       
       > dwarf hits ground
 
       > priest grapples
 
       > success!
       
       > dwarf frees himself
 
       > barbarian grapples
 
       > success!
       
       > dwarf frees himself
 
       > + 9 CMB/CMD 21
 
       > dwarf runs
       
       > "JUSLEAVEMEBE"
 
       > half-orc tries to get up once more
 
       > rolls 3
       
       > crowd laughs and claps
 
       > 2 city guards looking at all the ruckus
 
       > 4 grown men trying to catch greased up dwarf
 
       > barbarian grapples again
 
       > dwarf frees himself
 
       > half-orc finally gets up!
 
       > tries to get in front of dwarf
 
       > elf is fed up
 
       > shoots acid arrow at running dwarf
 
       > shoots dwarf in back
 
       > dwarf yells in pain
 
       > grabs axe
       
       > slashes at orc
 
       > 19 dmg
       
       > oshit.jpg
       
       > priest doesn't really know why the party is chasing this dwarf
 
       > assumes he's evil and without
 
       > casts murderous command to confuse him for one turn
 
       > will save
       
       > roll 1
       
       > dwarf is confused
 
       > runs at elf
       
       > axe raised
       
       > passes elf
       
       > goes for guards
 
       > swings axe
       
       > oshit.jpg.png
 
       > natural 20
       
       > (1d10 + 9) x 3
 
       > roll 8
       
       > splits cityguard in half 
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     > mfw the dwarf was just a random LG/NG
       Dwarf 

     > mfw the cityguard had a family

     > mfw noone but the priest understands why
       this happened

     > mfw the elf thinks it were his acid  
       arrows driving  the dwarf over the edge,
    
     > mfw the elf colour-sprayed innocent
       people

     > mfw anxiety and self-doubt overcome the
       elf

     > mfw eternal regret fills the priest

     > mfw pharasma disapproves of his actions   

     > mfw he turns himself in as the murderer

     > regretfest.jpg
300x300
     > mfw this leads the half-orc to trying to
       join in in giving up his priest friend so
       he can leave jail
  
     > mfw when the barbarian doesn't give a
       fuck about any of this
 

     > mfw the witch was back in the hotel the
       whole time actually  finding some useful
       leads and clues

     > mfw wikia doesn't have green text 

     > mfw wikia refues to line up correctly

     > spengbab.mp6

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